CALL IN SICK!! COME SEE ME INSTEAD.

Body Type
Petite
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Service Locations
Incall
Description
No seriously, look at the sky right now… it’s one of those days where we call out Of work and we treat ourselves!! Who’s with me?

I feel like Tom Crusie in Jerry McGuire… you know the scene where he quits and wants people to quit with him. 😂 He takes the fish In the fish bowl. Where are my Rene Zellwigers at? 🫪 Don’t leave me hanging with just a goldfish. come on man……

😂 For the people in the back who never watched the movie and have no idea what scene I’m talking about…… Shame on you for never seeing it and also, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? 😬 ( also in the movie.). 🙌🏻 Enough early 2000 movie trivia, let’s get down to brass tacks and talk about my ad and what I have to offer. 💃 Besides useless knowledge of mundane, ☺️ I have some pretty cool sessions!! Let me start with the “ show me the money” session! That session is top tier. it’s The Who’s who if you know what I mean, AND its FLAT RATE!!! 🫪😛

I also have a shower if ya need one. I’m in a private residence so you feel more At ease. Got something cooking in the crockpot as well so you feel at home! 🥰😉😀 That’s how comfortable you will feel. So comfortable that when you leave you’ll be asking yourself if you took out my trash! 😂😂
Something like that..,,, Anyway, this ad speaks for itself… You comin home yet?
Let me know!! Name is Tyler. 480-708-2726
Contact Details
Phone number
Country
United States
State/Region/Province
Arizona
City
Phoenix
Location
Peoria
Added
6 days ago
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